Or: everything you wanted to know about Geralt's Favorite Foods, but were afraid to taste test...

We are in the kitchen right now...testing recipes. Or at least THINKING about those recipes. And making a mental note to get a screencapture from one of the taverns in the game, for the background of this page.

Grandma's Pickles and Lard

You have GOT to be kidding me on this one. Ewwwwwww. Only a mutant can eat this and live. Or someone who is really seriously drunk. And only after taking an anti-poisoning potion.

Chicken Sandwich

Ok, this is more normal food. But I still have my doubts about the kitchen at the Hairy Bear...